M P. SIR

OFFICER—————-WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?
CANDIDATE—————–M P. SIR
OFFICER—————-TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE—————MOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER————–YOUR FATHER’S NAME ?
CANDIDATE—————-M P. SIR
OFFICER————-WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE————-MANMOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER————-YOUR NATIVE PLACE
CANDIDATE————–M P. SIR
OFFICER————IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?
CANDIDATE————-NO, MANI PAL SIR
OFFICER————WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION ?
CANDIDATE————-M P. SIR
OFFICER————(ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?
CANDIDATE———— METRIC PASS
OFFICER————-WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
CANDIDATE————M P. SIR
OFFICER————AND WHAT DOSE [...]

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വാറ്റു വീണ മന്നില്നിന്നുയര്ന്നുവന്ന വാക്കുകള്

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ചക്കപ്പഴം തിന്ന സായിപ്പ്‌

I took this story from http://kaaryamnissaram.blogspot.com/. Full credits goes to its author.
തണല്‍ മരങ്ങള്‍ ഇരുവശവും തലയാട്ടി നിന്ന കൂറ്റന്‍ വഴിയിലൂടെ ബന്‍സുകാറ്‍ ഒഴുകി എത്തി. ഉജാലയുടെ പരസ്യം പോലെ വെളുത്ത വേഷം ധരിച്ച ഡ്രൈവറ്‍ ചാടിയിറങ്ങി പിന്‍ വാതില്‍ തുറന്നു.
സായിപ്പ്‌ ! ഞങ്ങള്‍ ഐ. ടി കാരുടെ കണ്‍കണ്ട ൈദവം !
വെള്ളി വെളിച്ചം പോലെ സായിപ്പ്‌ തണ്റ്റെ പാദം ഞങ്ങളുടെ ഓഫീസ്‌ അങ്കണത്തില്‍ പതിപ്പിച്ച്‌ പ്റത്യക്ഷനായി. എന്തൊരാനന്ദം !
സായിപ്പിനൊന്നു നിവറ്‍ന്നു നില്‍ക്കാന്‍ കഴിയുന്നതിനു [...]

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Ente Balakrishnaaa…

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HOW TO PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

1.  Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
2.  Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
3.  Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
4.  Then analyze the situation:
a.  If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
b.  If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
c.  If they [...]

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TECHNOPARK-Jaada at work

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KUTTAPPAN’s STORY

Kuttappan is a Malayali working for a multinational company in Mumbai.
Not
well educated and he is working as a peon. Whenever Kuttappan hears
somebody talk, he will come in between saying that I know that very
well I
know him very well like that.
One day Kuttappan’s Boss a foreign educated person & a North Indian was
talking something about Arnold [...]

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Every second is worth reading this post…

Every second is worth reading this mail…
An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty.
He asks one of his new students to stand and…..
Prof:
So you believe in God?
Student:
Absolutely, sir.
Prof
: Is God good?
Student:
Sure.
Prof:
Is God all-powerful?
Student
: Yes.
Prof:
My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to [...]

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Sardar jokes - new updates

Sardarji went to US to live with his brother. Sardarji’s Brother owns an apple shop in US. One day he asked his brother to stay at the shop because he had to go somewhere.
He asked his brother if somebody comes to shop and ask for the apple’s price,
tell them $2 a pound. If [...]

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Who is smarter? Student or Teacher….

ONE NIGHT 4 MBA STUDENTS WERE PLAYING TILL LATE NIGHT AND DIDN’T STUDY FOR THE TEST WHICH WAS SCHEDULED FOR THE NEXT DAY.
IN THE MORNING THEY THOUGHT OF A PLAN. THEY MADE THEMSELVES LOOK AS DIRTY AND WEIRD AS THEY COULD WITH [...]

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